Sunday, August 5, 2007

NUCK! NUCK! NUCK! 3 Stooges mend fences at Kalamazoo Rally!




Bill (Chef) White and Hal (Curly) Turner mended their fences at the Kalamazoo Racial Rally in Michigan. Reportedly Bill White was there to: "...to make white people aware that alternatives to Turner's clownish style exist in the white movement..." (which is a direct quote from Bill White. Clownish style Billy? Come on bitch, you dress up in a Nazi uniform, surely you see the irony in calling Hal a clown? However, once Chef and Curly got together, the clowning started and according to one blogger the homosexuality resumed. So it appears the stooges are once again sucking each others tiny wieners. VonBluvens could not be reached for comment but sources say he can't wait to get his fat ass back into a three some.



It appears that Billy "Bumps" White also attempted to suck up to some of his old NSM buddies who attended the Turner lead event but was pushed out of the containment area for set up to protect the speakers. Insiders inside the Billy's camp say Bill wants to patch things up with NSM in an effort to get Jim Ramm thrown out of the movement. Jim Ramm is a major thorn in Bill White's bill homosexual ass.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Jim Ramm stole some of my clothes and I want them back or else I'll be taking legal action. He is dscrediting the movement with this fetish of his for other mens underclothes.

Also he is barred from entering three laundrettes in his hometown.

Anonymous said...

Jim Ramm has had his nipples pierced in a an attempt to copy Bill White who in turn was imitating Howlin' Hal, who White oddly claims is in fact of Chinese origin.

Recently two other NSM members tried to follow suite with their respective nipples only to lacerate themselves with kitchen utensils.
The two women in question are said to be recovering slowly from their ordeal and have promised never to try anything like that "ever again."
When asked by doctors how they felt after the emergency surgery, one of the NSM women replied " I dont know which is worse - this or having another abortion !"

Meanwhile both White and Ramm have denounced the two women as "dumb bithces". Ramm insists that from now on all prospective members will be subject to an IQ test for the purposes of security. However, he stressed that this should not worry prospective, or existing members for that matter, as they all were are part of superior white race and civilization , "no matter how f****ing dumb they are.

WHite for his part is quoted as saying, "It's all part of a Chinese conspiracy which Hal is behind. He eats rice, so what do you expect ??? He even plays ping-pong. Hal isn't sucessfull. I am. Seriously. I am really. Hal is a nobody. Really. Really. "

When asked to comment Howlin' Hal replied "I'm Hal, and you're not !"

Anonymous said...

Matthew Ramsey was seen carrying a platic bag of clothes (Unwashed)belonging to Bill White which were procured by two NSM suporters, unknownst to White.

Ramsey (Jim Ramm) was later seen dividing the clothes between himself and the two supporters at a clandestine meeting in an underground parking lot. Reports affirm that during the meeting one of the supporters took exception to Ramsey claiming too much of the loot for himself , and moreover, dumping the clean stuff on his two subordinates . As a result a short violent exchange ensued untill Ramsey relented. The three men were then seen rushing away into the night, in what has been described as "a very excited manner"
Ramsey (Ramm) then went missing , it is claimed, for 72 hours after this exchange and when he finally re-appeared from his locked bedroom, sweating profusely, to face worried friends and neighbours he was met with their shock and disbelief regarding the marked deterioration they saw in his physical and mental condition. Ramsey explained himself by claiming to have been on a "journey into the truth of all things, and the essential enduring truths of National Socialism"

Anonymous said...

RAMM TO BREAK AWAY FROM NSM AND START UP HIS OWN PARTY.

Is it true Ramm is breaking away from the NSM to take over the world and employ Schultz as his gardener and houseboy ?

Anonymous said...

AHAHAHAHA! And Federal Informer Glenn Miller can be fourth stooge Shepp!

Anonymous said...

Sad thing is that the NSM are now a bunch of fairies. A ragtag group of immasculinated cunts that are too scared to do anything to Billy.

They might as well given up the cherade and get out of the WN movement. Billy showed them that they were nothing in Kalamazoo.

Anonymous said...

So much for the enemy of my enemy is my friend!!!!!!!

Ken Kraus Ken said...

Calm yourself, if you are the real Ramm. I find it interesting to let the dogs rant :)