Bill White says he's a Millionaire! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

Hey Bill, try to make your lies credible. To be a Millionaire you actually have to have a million dollars. You owe more than your shitty property is worth, dildo. You have a shitty little house of cards with high interest payments, dickweed. Nothing more.

Bring in the Clown!

Today I was served with a Temporary Victims Restraining Order in regards to William White. It seems last week someone matching my description assaulted our Billy. This person allegedly stalked Mr. White from his home then thrashed him in the parking lot
of a grocery store near Mr. White's house. According to court papers filed against me
this person blacked both of William's eyes and kicked him repeatedly in the groin as he lay on the ground, crying like a little bitch. Cliff Harrington was also named as an accomplish in the beating. Until we go to court next month I am not allowed legally to come within 100 feet of Billy "the bitch" White.

William White to have his Wee Wee enlarged

Roanoke, Virginia TOP STORY: BILL WHITE ANNOUNCES PLANS TO UNDER GO PENIS ENGLARGEMENT SURGERY. In a press release today, ANUS WIPE COMMANDER, Bill White announced his decision to have his weewee surgically extended. "I'm tired of being a laughing stock!" commented Bill White. "It's a terrible thing to go into a public restroom and to look over at the other guy and always find he is at least twice your size. It's been short my whole miserable life and now, by god I am going to do something about it. Bill White will no longer have a short little Willie!" Mr. Schultz's take on the whole affair: "I told you the fucker was a pecker checker!!!"



Bill went on to tell the Fox and Nimbuster News Services, "My Shrink says that the small size of my johnson is the reason for my anger toward minorities and the whole world at in general. From Luke to Isis everyone has been laughing at me. Maybe after the surgery I can start feeling good about myself. Then You won't have "little Billy" to kick around anymore!"