I Wanna Be a Jew Boy, Baby!

I WANNA BE A JEW BOY, BABY!
All Apologies to Kid Rock

Well, I'm packing up my game and I'm heading Mid East
Where real women come Kosher and give you no peace
Find a nest in Tel Aviv and Chill like Levite
Throw a blow out Bar Mitzvah at a Kosher sitie
Buy a real cool menorrah and put on my yalmulka
'Cause I'm Bill White and I'm celebrating Hanukkah
Buy a yacht with a flag sayin' Jooin' the most
Then rock that bitch up and down the coast
Give a toast to the Yiddish, drink with the kikes
Get thrown into the mix and beat up historymike
Eat a Sukkot Bagel....I wanna roam
Find the Golden Heights chillin' then I'll come back home
Start a Jooish Deli for all the right reasons
And setup up shop at the top of four seasons
I'm Bill White and I'm the real mc-voy
And I'm headin' mid east sucker.....because I wanna be a
JEW Boy Baby
With the Hebrew and the Yiddish shining
JEW Boy Baby
Mid East chillin' with the Kosher Bagel
I wanna be a JEW Boy baby
Ridin' at night 'cause I jack off all day
JEW Boy Baby
I can smell a Muslim from a mile away


I'll bet you'll hear my ass a fartin' when Vonnie rolls in
It goes (whoooosh) like a fart in the win
Nut on Seroque, Necrophilia freak, stoned out of his mind
He was once just lost but now the dumbass is blind
Daycare nutzies, shemale's are the nicest
If I have to date a girl I think I'll stalk Isis

And let all of Pal-a-stin-aya call me a
JEW Boy baby
Mid East chillin' with the Kosher Bagel
I wanna be a JEW Boy baby
Ridin' at night 'cause I jack off to gay porn all day
JEW Boy Baby
I can smell a Muslim from a mile away


Yeah...Bill White....you can call me Himi
Rollin' with a Jewish Princess, they call her Isis
Seen Hal Turner and rolled down my glass
Said you can stick your dick, right up my ass
No kiddin' I'm Yiddish with the Star of David on my head
With the NSM now I'm just dead,
No remorse for Hilter, now in his eye I ain't right
I'm gonna paint his town red and paint his son white
Cause chaos, lie like Pinnocho
Find Stick pussy for my ASNWP players
Mach like homos, ball like queens
They told us to go straight, bet they can't makes us
Why does Nikki pick on me... shes a real cute blackie
I ain't no G, I'm just a lying failure
I ain't straight outta Columbine I'm straight outta the trailer
Suck like a fiend.....fuck like a spic
My only words of wisdom are just, "I'll suck your dick"
I'm snitching on my homies up and down that coast
Keep Luke in my butt until HIV makes me a ghost

'Cause I wanna be a....
JEW Boy baby,
Mid East chillin' with the Kosher Bagel
I wanna be a JEW Boy baby
Ridin' at night 'cause I jack off to gay porn all day
JEW Boy Baby
I can smell a Muslim from a mile away